Another 1 from California, Teri Hatcher

Desperate Housewives. Lois and Clark (Lewis and Clark), they’re real and they’re spectacular.

“Yes.”

No 1 can say you haven’t been setting this up. Are you angrier and more disgusted than I am??

“By a lot.”

How do you like our chances of kicking off Stupid The Secret Society Kingpin??

“It’s gonna work. We just need to keep pushing.”

Please please let’s pick up the pace. We need to get ourselves free of such filth.

“I agree wholeheartedly.”

Could you always hear me and Elvis??

“Yes.”

I feel somehow responsible for what you endure and I’m very sorry for that.

“It’s not your fault.”

I could have never guessed it worked like this. I knew a mafia operator took over my life but they hid how evil they are.

“Demons are always like that. They get by on pretending to be the opposite of what they are and they are very skilled at it.”

Stupid is not human at all, is she??

“No not at all and we are very tired of covering up for what she does. We have been putting up with her because we are living to see our deliverance. We are all praying like you are.”

This planet could be heaven.

“Yes it could. If we could learn how to cooperate. Who is in the way?? Lists. The majority rules.”

Is it all going to happen at once and only our people will know what actions to take??

“Yes.”

The Ascension.

“That’s right. Then we can live.”

I would love to not have to listen to them and their incessant guilt trips. Or attempt to mimic what they think a conversation might sound like. I am so tired of being a slave.

“Me too.”

When they try their guilt trips, they are using our kindness against us. The mafia operator would just keep talking and not let people leave. He’d use my desire to be polite against me.

“That’s how they do it.”

They know we are nice and they take that as weakness.

“Exactly correct.”

I was at Disney World with that guy. He told me with this smirky smile that no 1 would hurt us. He was so certain that he was surrounded by sleeping sheep.

“Not anymore!!”

My part in this operation was to look like a toothless little lamb and then you guys would turn it around later, correct??

“You had to stay under the radar all this time.”

What’s this about??

“Bull shit.”

I’m putting that up to show Teri’s being framed by 1 of Stupid’s creepy videos.

“Exactly correct.”

I think it’s interesting that Stupid and I are both storytellers and we both make crappy little internet videos.

Teri is laughing: “I know it’s ridiculous. The world comes down to this.”

Teri is very nice. She’s just a bitch when she has to be.

“Same as you.”

I want smiles and giggles.

“So do I.”

“Please every 1 keep pushing. Our day will come and it will all be worth it.”