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Max Weinberg

June 21, 2025

As I’ve mentioned before, I snuck my pomeranian Napoleon into a Late Night With Conan O’Brien show. After it was over, I waited to get a picture with Conan and Max came out and his child played with Napoleon and Max seemed angry and uncomfortable.

Do you recall this??

“Yes definitely.”

Were you angry and uncomfortable??

“Yes very much so.”

Are they freaking out??

“You have no idea.”

“I know it’s so horrible but she is going to bring herself down. She has the money and we don’t. We don’t have many options as long as it is this way.”

Are you kind of shy??

“Yes.”

Elvis is too. It’s always surprising in a rock star.

“Yes.”

“You’re not though. That’s part of why that monster has been keeping you hidden. She’s bold but she brings nothing else. Just misery and horror. Please every 1 do as Tanster is advising. We are proving that we are the ones with the cards and the future. Please let’s speed it up.”

“Look me up on YouTube what do you see??”

I see this a bit buried though it’s very recent. Liverpool. Are they really enthusiastic to see Elvis in charge there??”

“Very much so.”

“They want to see you. Everybody wants to see you. No 1 likes that you are trapped because that bitch has ordered your murder and she owns money so you must hide from pretty much every 1.”

I have to hide from doctors.

“Exactly correct. They have orders to murder you or it’s the streets for them and their families.”

We are all so sick of this. All for this creature’s ego trip.

“Entirely correct.”

Please help us escape this insane monster in control of money. We cannot move forward until we unite against her.

“Entirely true. Cutting off her phone and internet would stop her from ordering her endless terror events.”

Is this true Elvis??

“Yes. She can’t show her face. I can assure you of that.”

Max is also telling me this is true.

The Terrorist is the rich 1. Her and her vampire meat customers.

Max: “Entirely correct.”

Let me offer a snapshot from my perspective. I’m only still alive because I somehow manage to continue to stay civil with some 1 who works at the court which has jurisdiction over the luciferian controlled Hamptons.

I can see a doctor or dentist through the medical plan there.

Covid happened overnight - clearly everything to do with trapping me further.

“A hundred percent true.”

Next thing all the dentists were swallowed up by a new company. This company started sending me text messages about my next dentist visit but I didn’t want to deal with the mask creepiness so I cancelled.

Then I was getting texts from the dentist about hundreds of dollars I could win there if I showed up for a sales presentation.

What do you think I surmised from that Max??

“That some 1 wants to kill you there.”

I haven’t been to the dentist in a while.

“This is unendurable.”

I cannot stomach the injustice.

“Neither can I.”

She owns money and she uses it to terrorize us.

“Please please please every 1 unite against her.”

Whenever some 1 shows up shaking money I know it is her.

“It is her!! We need her away from us. Please help us. She is ruining everything on purpose.”

I try to be philosophical but it really is too much.

“Yes it is!!”

These rockers are on a mission from God.

“Yes!!”

Please help us.

← Bill HaderIt’s all fated. We just have to go with it. →

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