Another 1 from England, Julian Barratt

I watched Julian on The Mighty Boosh and the whole time I kept wondering why he reminded me of Van Morrison. Our people have certain looks which are characteristic.

“They are losing it!!”

What does this mean??
”Their shite doesn’t work anymore and every 1 is very angry and they know exactly who is behind all the malarkey.”

Thank you so much for bringing me 1 of these British words. Keep them coming because I love them.

Julian is laughing.

So we’re after the right 1??

“Yes we are. She is not wise. You are very correct in your description of her.”

I thought it would be so interesting to craft a portrait of some 1 I don’t look at or know about just from Elvis’ description. An artistic challenge.

“She’s unimaginable. She is your opposite. She destroys. You create. Please every 1 listen to Tanster. We want her to take Stupid Malarkey’s place.

It sounds like a ton of responsibility but we must turn it around.

“Yes!!”

I would want to be a dictator mostly for the crazy outfits.

“Exactly!!”

I see your eye looks damaged. Were you punched at 1 of her rituals, yes or no??

“Yes.”

WE HAVE TO UNITE ABOUT THIS. WE CANNOT HAVE THIS GOING ON.

“PLEASE!!’

I see nothing that recent about you on YouTube.

“I’m being sidelined.”

A collection of certain themes for when the time comes.

“Correct.”

I’m getting thrown in front because we really must deal with her.

“Yes. You and Elvis have all the justification. You never attempted to bother any 1 and the luciferians never ceased to chase you around. It has to be you.”

They surround me.

“Yes they do.”

It’s chess. I’m the queen so they have to keep me contained.

“Exactly correct but now they all have their pants hanging down around their ankles. They are hiding in the fake Hamptons art scene as you have been saying.”

Which is why Stupid goes berserk whenever I have 1 of my little successes.

“Yes.”

But the art scene is full of resisters dying to turn it around.

“Correct.”

In the Hamptons, there are innumerable art galleries on the main street in all the towns. Any 1 can see these main streets are as real as anything 1 might see IN Disney World. No 1 practically is ever in theses galleries. I would try and ask if my art could be featured and every 1 looked at me like they couldn’t talk to me for some reason.

No 1 could possibly mistake these galleries for functional businesses.

“Of course not.”

I figured it was mafia money laundering. Half right as per usual.

It could be so good. Please unite at least to turn off her phone and internet. We need to stop her now. She is our link to the criminals ruining everything.

“Correct.”

We live in hell because of her.

“That’s right. We need to send her home.”

Our favorite talents are being horrifically tortured and framed. We beg you to join us in uniting against the 1 who fits the portrait I have been creating for years.