Parker Posey

I know Parker somehow.

“It’s all to get you out.”

I’m shocked you all care about me.

“You are wonderful. You do everything for us and we need you.”

I was never permitted to have 1 friend.

“I know. They are doing the same shit to all of us.”

They are hiding reality from us, right??

“Yes and insulting and framing us.”

Every 1 I’ve talked to for this is wonderful. I feel very remiss to leave out a certain chancellor but he says it won’t help me so don’t bother. Look it up though.

“They flipped everything.”

Tell me if my impression is correct?? Best In Show is kind of framing me for having Pomeranians, correct??

“Yes but we are trying to set this up under it.”

I watched this movie pretty late into the I’m-not-going-to-pay-attention-to-pop-culture phase.

You see I’m always posting this.

Same here. I was watching David Bowie on my tv when I was stuck in this trap and I’m thinking - does this have something to do with me?? He’s not insulting me, is he?? Nah, of course not!!

Same exact thing I thought about Best In Show. It was funny but it was not that funny because I felt I was being mocked.

“You were being mocked by Stupid. That is absolutely correct.”

My 1 pleasure has been to be loved by my dogs. They have my friends.

“Exactly. She has to ruin everything and frame us about everything. Now diamonds are bad and wrong because you have them. She will do this to you for breathing. She must go now. Why are we letting this torturer control all the money??”

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Please save us. We can pay you.

I have so many diamonds.

“It’s true she has a lot and she can get many more with your help.”

If this is all about money. We have money.

“It’s true.”

Robin Hood time. The ones guarding her are not wise to do so. You’re going to get caught with it happens. Not a warning a promise. When have I been wrong??

“Absolutely correct. The right move is flipping right now.”

Parker is telling me it will be very soon.

“Ask God.”

“It’s all true.”

Want my diamonds?? Stop guarding her and you can have what she’s earned doing what she does.

Stupidity is not only loathsome but it poses a great risk to those who surround her.

“Very true.”

Parker is quoting Spiňal Tap - “Money talks and bull shit walks”.

I hope you’re getting a sense of Parker’s personality here. She’s just like she seems. A total character.

“You are too.”

Parker is super nice.