Newt Gingrich

“It’s all true. I’m on your side. Just look at the pictures.”

Where’s his site??

I still can’t believe they put some 1 that stupid in charge.

I know when I landed in my trap, I just so happened to find myself in Cobb County, Georgia. Newt was the congressman at the time. All the weird coincidences.

Prison stripes, the T and the infiltration fingers.

Diana and HK were always trying to turn me into a republican - via the evangelical route. They were attempting to turn my spirituality against me just like you’d expect. We need to unite about this.

The infiltrators have been protecting me so this day would finally come and it has.

“That’s true.”

Since I am talking - shocker - to Newt, I must ask him about the above. Look what comes out on top when I google Newt Gingrich.

“Of course that’s not true. You know what that’s about. She’s doing exactly that to all of us. We should turn it around on beautiful Diana. Do you like the public Diana??”

I see how things get dug up on me too.

She buries worth and elevates anything she can use to do her smearing.

“That’s absolutely true. She is much worse than you are saying and you are not telling how much she has harmed you by the arrangement she gives you no way of escaping.”

I’m trapped in her brothel. I can’t go forage in the woods. What am I to do??

It goes around smearing whatever it touches. Who is like that??

“She really is so stupid and she thinks she’s so smart. Many 5 year olds can sing AND play piano.”

I asked him if he’s more of a Tanster or an Elvis and he says he’s more of a Tanster. He has his Elvis side too.

This is great news. Newt knows all the dirt about the endless torture Diana is constantly committing against me and every 1 else. She can think about what Newt is going to reveal next about her while she continues her crime spree.

“She can do that.”

“That’s fair.”