Our counter conspiracy which I didn’t know about until recently has been hiding in plain sight all along.

Something is hiding in the water which you might really like if only we could deal with these awful banking pirates. Some of their killers are building illegal tunnels in Brooklyn about it. Another of their assassins (“D”) is stationed between me and my spiritual twin.

Very true story.

Many might call D a “gatekeeper” because that is exactly what she does for the Rs. She stands in the way of our progress and she gets to be above the law. She is permitted to thieve and murder in return for her service and we all pay the price. That’s why it’s so important to keep her at that gate. So we all cannot move forward. It’s her job job to ruin our lives so these crooks can feed on what’s left of us.

Very true story.