If it’s true that “celebrities” are really mafia trapped empaths being kept away from me because we are in reality soul mates or something like that and this is being done to neutralize our power —— then Jack Black’s demeanor would make the case for this bizarre circumstance. I couldn’t miss we are just alike. It turns out I do know him - shockingly in a spiritual way - he is extremely kind and sweet but DON’T MESS WITH HIM. We are a vengeful bunch.
Jack Black is in Tenacious D - Hmmmm.
He and Kyle are already down with my chubbiness agenda which I plan to force down everyone’s throats when I’m in charge. (No I wont.) I just think we should eat plenty if we can for health and strength and that telling everyone it is better to be skinny is the secret societies harming us on purpose because that’s how they sell us things we don’t want or need through mind control. I have been hearing from the some of the skinniest most beautiful people that they are being starved. It’s all on purpose to HURT US.
