guest post by Gor-Lak, alien guide
Who owns their own plane? Moguls. Industrialists. Entertainers. Athletes. Politicians with lots of money.
Private Plane People.
Peeps, I call them. They’re like one of those annoying flock of birds that make loud, obnoxious cackles as they poop on everything.
“Look honey, it’s a flock of Peeps.”
“Well, there goes the day.”
