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Gor-Lak's Corner: We All Knew This Day Was Coming

August 17, 2022

guest post by Gor-Lak, undead lich

First, let me just get this out of the way - I had nothing to do with it.

Tanster has made a lot of enemies during the course of her hero’s journey. That former TV personality. That cult leader who shall not be named. Those PR bigwigs. Too many to name, really.

The wreckage of destroyed hypocrites lay strewn along the freeway of the Tanster Project are many, their little boats capsized in the wake of Tanster’s ocean liner. I didn’t mix metaphors there, by the way. That was two back to back, conjoined like Twin Flames into one sentence.

There’s a lot of suspects, is what I’m saying. The Big Bad of the project turned out to be the elite bankers who steal all our labor while they treat us like dog food. Could have been them.

Does Kissinger have an alibi?

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