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Gor-Lak On: Astrology Declares Van Morrison A Saint

June 18, 2022

guest post by Gor-Lak, undead lich

Wow. What a bombshell! St. Van.

His actual name is George Ivan Morrison, so would it be St. George? We already have a couple of those though.

St. George Ivan. Yeah, that’s got a ring to it.

The amazing things you learn on Tanster’s deep dive into Astrology. On her latest Astrology Throwdown Tonight, she talked about Van Morrison’s astrological chart. His Jupiter formed a pattern with Neptune and Chiron. The pattern is called a stellium. A stellium super energizes the powers of the planets involved in the alignment.

Jupiter represents spirituality, adventure, joviality, benevolence, genersity. Neptune is about the spiritual realm, empathy, supernatural experiences. Chiron is associated with healing wounds and giving.

Combining the effects of these three astrological bodies, and then supersizing them due to how they are positioned relative to each other, would make someone a saint. This formation is on Van Morrison’s chart. Astrology is predicting that the man formerly known as George Ivan Morrison is a saint.

This presents an excellent opportunity to experiment with Astrology. Is Van Morrison a saint. as his chart says he should be?

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