guest post by Gor-Lak
Every great Her-o has an origin story,
Once upon a time there was a legendary warrior for Free Enterprise, a powerful advocate for the free market system, a person driven by an unyielding drive to pay off her usurious student debt, an honest trader whose cookies were defined by quality, effectiveness and happiness. Not to mention 10 out of 10 for stealth.
Starry Night.
Starry Night had fan pages on Reddit. One satisfied customer even made a lengthy, well reasoned argument for why Starry Night must be a female.
This was before gender was a thing.
Starry Night’s cookies ruled the Dark Web frontier. Everyone loved them. Loved. There’s even a strain of ganja named after her. They name those after legends.
When the big old Honey Pot she traded through was about to implode, Starry Night took a powder. Unfortunately the Tin Soldiers are still holding a small fortune in Bitcoins that belong to her, earned fair and square. The Federal Government only wants drugs from their Big Pharma buddies to be sold. Why do you think they’re legalizing it? All these start-ups are going to get bought out by major corporations when their government lackies finish crossing the Ts and dotting the Is on the laws.
Word has it. Starry Night is now running a happening blog. A little bird tells me her “cookies” may be making a come back soon.
