Newt Gingrich

“It’s all true. I’m on your side. Just look at the pictures.”

Where’s his site??

I still can’t believe they put some 1 that stupid in charge.

I know when I landed in my trap, I just so happened to find myself in Cobb County, Georgia. Newt was the congressman at the time. All the weird coincidences.

Prison stripes, the T and the infiltration fingers.

Diana and HK were always trying to turn me into a republican - via the evangelical route. They were attempting to turn my spirituality against me just like you’d expect. We need to unite about this.

The infiltrators have been protecting me so this day would finally come and it has.

“That’s true.”

Since I am talking - shocker - to Newt, I must ask him about the above. Look what comes out on top when I google Newt Gingrich.

“Of course that’s not true. You know what that’s about. She’s doing exactly that to all of us. We should turn it around on beautiful Diana. Do you like the public Diana??”

I see how things get dug up on me too.

She buries worth and elevates anything she can use to do her smearing.

“That’s absolutely true. She is much worse than you are saying and you are not telling how much she has harmed you by the arrangement she gives you no way of escaping.”

I’m trapped in her brothel. I can’t go forage in the woods. What am I to do??

It goes around smearing whatever it touches. Who is like that??

“She really is so stupid and she thinks she’s so smart. Many 5 year olds can sing AND play piano.”

I asked him if he’s more of a Tanster or an Elvis and he says he’s more of a Tanster. He has his Elvis side too.

This is great news. Newt knows all the dirt about the endless torture Diana is constantly committing against me and every 1 else. She can think about what Newt is going to reveal next about her while she continues her crime spree.

“She can do that.”

“That’s fair.”

Colin Mochrie

Somehow Colin got me to remember his face from Whose Line Is It Anyway? Is Mochrie really his last name??

How could Mockery be his last name?? He says it is.

He identifies as a Scottish born Canadian.

“That’s what I am.”

I feel very blessed to connect with Colin. He’s a Scottish Canadian doll full of generous sentiments and intentions. We’ll look for that in the charts.

Elvis and Colin are very connected in their mission to put crooks like D out of business.

“Yes!! She is so much worse than you are saying. I cannot emphasize that enough. Elvis is trying to spare you the anguish of knowing how disgustingly repulsive she is in reality. That’s why her coverup is so outlandish. She’s the worst of them and has no clue how to hide it all or about how she comes across. We all need to keep pushing and resisting until she is caught. Finally at last.”

I hear something like this from every 1.

Who pretends to be a popular music celebrity when they are not?? It never occurred to her that us dummies out here can tell when people are famous and when they are not??

Just that alone shows she has no clue about anything.

“It’s true. She has no clue what she is doing.”

What’s so fascinating is that these charts all seem to be screaming the same thing. God sent his angels here and told us to act like clowns to put D and Evelyn into retirement.

“That’s right.”

I was guided to make this a comedy project. Pretty much anything for a laugh.

Colin is here to change the slavery empire.

“Yes and we are going to do it together.”

Johnny Knoxville is telling me -

People are freaking out that no 1 can live so this asshole can force us all to commit her crimes for her because she owns law enforcement.