guest post by Gor-Lak, undead lich
As all Tanster fans know, Tanster has been putting out some very interesting 4D art livestreams for the past couple of years. These streams are done in high definition using excellent equipment. Despite this, ever since she started, the streams would occasionally crash for some unknown reason. Other people’s livestreams can run uninterrupted for years but Tanster’s are lucky to last for a couple of days. Why does this happen, you ask? Oh you sweet, naive child. We all know it’s sabotage by “you know who”.
Despite their unceasing efforts, these devious tactics always fail. Tanster takes some satisfaction knowing how much time their agents are wasting on such petty, petty attacks. It means what she is doing is working. Why else would they bother?
Occasionally the agents do try to innovate a bit. For example, rather than just take Tanster’s sparkle shrine livestream down again and again, now they have started to leave it up but to make the image fuzzy. This is a recent development. You can see it in the current livestream, at least until it mysteriously crashes.
Clearly someone doesn’t like Tanster's 4D art sparkle shrine. Is it because it is relaxing and puts the viewer in a good mood? Is it because it holds the secrets of the universe, information they really don’t want to share? Is it both?
Either way, their tactics only serve to expose who they really are. Here’s a video by the only credible newscaster on the internet, Allen, explaining what they’re up to.