Al Stewart wants you to see his cards!

The face says it all. I wrote all these books about someone named Alastar and it turns out Al is really Alastair. Al Alves. You can call me Al. It goes on and on.

This 1, I’ve been waiting for -

When my mafia warden really really hates someone, I would notice something like that. Then when he spends the entire evening threatening to kill us, I would also notice that.