Of course this is set in the Hamptons -

They’ve been working on this moment all along. When the mafia built a sneaky prison in the Hamptons around me, of course I could not help but notice. The big surprise to me was that anyone cared.

Thank you to the human beings that are being forbidden to acknowledge my existence openly but still care and help. Hopefully one day we will learn how to escape our captors.

No matter how outlandish the congruent story is the true one -

I really think everyone should be asking themselves exactly WHY D and her friends spend their entire lives risking their CRIME empire conspiring together to keep us apart. What is it about us?

Why is our eternal love such a problem for this crowd? The only response you’ll get will be more tricks from D’s spy agency? That’s been the pattern.