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Note the name on the one (repeated and repeated) who doesn’t want the poor in museums.

Note the “t” on the prisoner’s door. My mother would drop plates like that when provoked.

This goes on while geniuses are hunted down, framed and murdered. This is the M.O. of D and her friends.

A perfect sneaky attack and no way out.

One of my mafia wardens lived in Arlington, VA. Yes, the one trying a scheme like the one in the movie above on me. All I can say is THANK YOU to the ones trying to get the truth out!

What can someone like me do when I’m the target of secret society terrorists working together to destroy me and they have all the money? I’m stuck, tortured & financially trapped as help is shooed away with death threats. I have to dodge murder attempts as well.

Miranda the Mermaid is thrilled to showcase the latest episode of her hot new show, “Mermaid TV!” Her journey to become a rock star started with Elvis Costello’s “How To Play Guitar And Y.”

“Freedom! ‘90”

George Michael isn’t even in this pivotal milestone in his career. After hearing Miranda’s new version “Freedom! ‘90,” Don Elvis called thie video a “corker,” whatever that means.

“Beyond The Sea”

Rock royalty Bobby Darin had a time spanning hit with “Beyond The Sea.” Kevin Spacey starred in the bio-pic.

“Viva La Vida”

In the video for Coldplay’s inspiring “Viva La Vida” song, lead singer Chris Martin is carrying Delacroix’s famous paitning, Liberty Leading the People, a work of art that celebrates the French Revolution of 1830 with references to the French Revolution of 1789 that lead to reign of Napoleon Bonaparte.

“Imagine”

John Lennon created one of the most inspiring and sublime songs with his classic “Imagine.” The truth of his lyrics clearly has stirred Miranda’s passions.

“Clown Strike”

Elvis Costello + guitar + mermaid = badass awesomeness

“Wanted Dead Or Alive”

Bon Jovi continues to dominate Miranda’s VJ show by power rocking us with their classic, “Wanted Dead Or Alive.”

“Livin’ On A Prayer”

Stadium Rock gods Bon Jovi are back! This time they’re “Livin’ On A Prayer.”

“Hotel California”

That’s right people. This is it. Strap yourselves in! The Eagles are giving us one of the ultimate classic rock songs, “Hotel California.” Thanks to YouTuber TravelPixified for the amazing video!

“It’s My Life”

Rock legends Bon Jovi turn up the heat with their anthem, “It’s My Life.” Miranda totally agrees.

“Quinn The Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn)”

Manford Mann performs the classic Bob Dylan folk rock hit, “Quinn The Eskimo.”

“Take It To The Limit”

Back popular demand, the Eagles are here to thrill us with a live version of their amazing “Take It To The Limit.” Now that’s some great life advice.

“Faith”

Thank you for this amazing song, George Michael. “Faith.” It’s what we all need.

“Don’t Stop Believin’”

Rock legends Journey blow us out of the water with their iconic “Don’t Stop Believin’.” Steve Perry is at the peak of his game. Miranda is thrilled to join in!

“Brickhouse”

Funk Master Lionel Richie leads The Commodores on their funkiest song, “Brickhouse.” Now with Mermaid Funk.

“Father Figure”

Pop icon George Michael gave us a moody, romantic classic with his smash hit, “Father Figure.” Miranda feels his pain.

“Muevense”

Guess who has a brand new, extra caliente album out? If you said Marc Anthony, then you are a cool person. Check out his spicy single, “Muevense.”

“Dishonor The Stars”

Elvis Costello reveals a lot of deep, dark truthful secrets with his soulful song, “Dishonor The Stars.”

“Rise Up”

The angelic voice of Andra Day meets the passionate fire of Miranda’s Mermaid Punk as they perform Day’s incredibly moving “Rise Up.”

“Desperado”

This is the big one. Some people feel a deep connection to the Eagles’ immortal ‘Desperado.” Miranda is one of them.

“Mr. & Mrs. Hush”

Miranda unchained! Feast your senses as you watch the mermaid queen join Elvis Costello on his dark spectacle, “Mr. & Mrs. Hush.”

“Teach Your Children”

Crosby. Stills. Nash. Young. Miranda. Together again for the first time, bringing us the classic folk rock song, “Teach Your Children.”

“Waltz For Eva And Che”

Madonna and Antonio Banderas partner again to bring us another powerful song from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Evita.”

“Tragedy”

It’s a double shot of the Bee Gees! That’s no “Tragedy.”

“How Deep Is Your Love”

The Bee Gees are asking the big question - “How Deep Is Your Love.” You know, on a scale of 1-10. I’m going to guess 10.

“Little Atoms”

Patron Saint of the Tanster Project, Elvis Costello writes his songs ripe with meaning. “Little Atoms” is no exception.

“More Than A Woman”

Disco Deities The Bee Gees sparkled us with this dance legend. Miranda is thrilled that this video has been officially named Miranda’s best yet!

“The Money Kept Rolling In (And Out)”

Double shot! Madonna! Antonio Banderas! Miranda! Back again for another epic from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Evita.”

“The Actress Hasn’t Learned The Lines (You’d Like To Hear)”

The great Madonna teamed up with Antonio Banderas to perform this beautiful song from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Evita.”

“I Need To Know”

Latin Maestro Marc Anthony sings us a masterpiece with “I Need To Know.” When he finds out, I’m sure he will let Miranda know.

“Button My Lip”

One of Elvis Costello’s coolest albums was “The Delivery Man.” Here you can hear why.

“New Amsterdam”

Elvis Costello debuted his song “New Amsterdam” in 1980. A year later, MTV music television started and the video for this song was a hit.

“Peace Like A River”

Paul Simon brings the folksy heat with this sublimely cool song. “Peace Like A River.”