The pretending to ignore game is so . . .
Captain Obvious speaks -
He is very interesting when he can be himself.
The Scientist loses it because he can't control a little fly.
I’m trapped in a science experiment gone awry and there is no telling where this is going.
The entire golf course is shaken up just to not catch a gopher.
TWNS: #MermaidMetal trending
Anyone against this is an unrepentant criminal.
I’m always happy to give my precious jewelry away but the mafia excludes me from society.
The Flaming Diamond
If this is the only real offer I get then so be it.
The mobsters keep this person as a trophy while they laugh.
Have you seen the flying girl statue right there on Lynn Avenue in Hampton Bays? My main mafia warden brought it up. He enjoyed mocking me right to my face. What fun! But he shut up quick when we got him to understand everyone says a mobster lived there.
