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Gor-Lak's Corner: The Tanster Pulitzer Prize goes to ...
guest post by Gor-Lak, undead lich
Yes, you heard that right, ladies and gentlemen. The Tanster Pulitzer Prize is an extremely esteemed award for excellence in journalism.
The Tanster Project was launched in 2014. In that time, the Project has exposed many, many frauds and conspiracies. One of the many burned out wrecks on the side of the highway of the Project is the PR business.
They try to present Public Relations like it some kind of Man Men slick ad business, selling people or products to the masses. No. That is just one of the many falsehoods that were revealed.
They lie to the public constantly, almost like it’s a requirement.
They are mercenaries, doing covert hit jobs for their clients.
One Q shill that was working Tanster used an account that had been posing as a Walmart manager a few years earlier. Then it was in a public forum subtly expressing the reasons why unionizing wouldn’t really be good for anybody in the long run.
Oh, and they are part of military intelligence. It’s almost hard to tell them apart.
For revealing the truth about the PR business, the Tanster Project is the winner of the inaugural Tanster Pulitzer Prize.
The Rolling Stones - All The Rage
Well, it's all the rage
Let me out this cage
Well, I'm dancing in circles
Trying to stop myself from going insane
All The Rage lyrics
The Rolling Stones
Well, do you like my style?
Like my high profile?
I know the clock is ticking
And the critics, they can be so vile
I don't need your designer drugs
I don't want your bad cocaine
All I need is the latest duds
That make me look thin and vain
Well, it's all the rage
Let me out this cage
Well, I'm dancing in circles
Trying to stop myself from going insane
I like to be in a classic look
I wanna be cool and smart
I want a face who'll launch a thousand ships
And break a million hearts
Yes, it's all the rage
Yeah, it's all the rage
Yeah, I'm dancing in circles
Trying to stop myself from going insanе
Woo!
Yeah, we're all thе rage
Get me off the stage
Yeah, we've got to slow down
We're more than a little strange
I got to make every minute count
With heavenly delights
Watch me make the biggest splash
And get out of here alive
Well, it's all the rage
You better act your age
We're dancing in circles
And we're really, really bad behaved
Oh yeah
Tell 'em
Ooh
Yeah, yeah, you're my
Come on
That's
Yeah, you're my
Yeah
All right?
Yeah, all right
Yeah, all right
Yeah, baby
Koand - All The Rage
Koand’s memoirs opens with the lyrics from the following song All The Rage:
Alone with your tweezers and your handkerchief
You murder time and truth, love, laughter and belief
So don't try to touch my heart, it's darker than you think
And don't try to read my mind because it's full of disappearing ink
All the Rage lyrics
Elvis Costello
1-2-3, 2-2-3
The twitching impulses to speak your mind
I'll lend you my microscope and maybe you will find it
Is it in that ugly place that's just behind your face
Where you keep my picture still despite the fact
That you had me replaced
Say "Goodbye"
Baby can't you act your age?
You know why
I'm going to give it to you straight
Although I'll never be
Unhappy as you want me to be
Still it's all the rage
I'll probably play along
Left to my own devices
Spare me the drone of your advice
The sins of garter and gin
Confession may delay
You know the measuring pole
The merry boots of clay
I've heard it all before
You'll say it anyway
Say "Goodbye"
Baby can't you act your age?
You know why
I'm going to give it to you straight
Although I'll never be
Unhappy as you want me to be
Still it's all the rage
Alone with your tweezers and your handkerchief
You murder time and truth, love, laughter and belief
So don't try to touch my heart, it's darker than you think
And don't try to read my mind because it's full of disappearing ink
Say "Goodbye"
Baby can't you act your age?
You know why
I'm going to give it to you straight
Although I'll never be
Unhappy as you want me to be
Still it's all the rage
Although I'll never be
Unhappy as you want me to be
Still it's all the rage
Van Morrison - Dangerous
Here is a new song from Van Morrison!
This song is fantastic. Van Morrison has been a great truthteller. If he’s been waiting for the evidence, he’s going to have to keep waiting because even the Canadian government could not dig up anything to back up the pretext that has left my mother and many others dead and in despair. And it never ends because of all that money they have to keep people lying en masse. At least there’s no doubt about the totalitarian fascist dishonest global regime under which we are enduring so much discrimination and injustice. We are learning how far money people are willing to take their PR tricks and it’s very far because we keep allowing them to treat us this way.
This is going to be amazing for people who aren’t as trapped by the finance oligarchs as I am.
Van Morrison, Ray Charles, Michael Bublé - Crazy Love
"Crazy Love" Lyrics
I can hear her heart beat from a thousand miles
And the heavens open every time she smiles
And when I come to her that's where I belong
Yet I'm running to her like a river's song
She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love
She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love
She's got a fine sense of humor when I'm feeling low down
And when I come to her when the sun goes down
Take away my trouble, take away my grief
Take away my heartache in the night like a thief
She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love
She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love
Yes I need her in the daytime
I need her
Yes I need her in the night
I need her
Yes I want to throw my arms around her
I need her
Kiss and hug her, kiss and hug her tight
And when I'm returning from so far away
She gives me some sweet lovin' brighten up my day
Yes it makes me righteous, yes it makes me whole
Yes it makes me mellow down into my soul
She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love
She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love
She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love
She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love
Van Morrison’s new album What’s It Gonna Take? (Seriously) comes out May 13th. RICO Puppetmaster is way out of control and I’m glad his hands made it onto this cover.
Koand - Dishonor The Stars
Dishonor The Stars Lyrics
If you wake and chance to look
Above you
There's one that I named to show how
Much I love you
Hanging up high
Poets long have written and
Have sung
Of moonlight and some
Distant satellite
And when we're young we wish
Upon them
Other men may only dream
To kiss you
But it's not a thrill like this
Put your lips a little closer to my cheek
Then whisper, then speak
So, tell me if you know
How deep can this thing go?
Honey will still desire the flowers
And there will be a love like ours
Until the sky dishonours the stars
What in the world would all this
Amount to?
If I can't tell you how much
I want you
On such a night the sky might
Dishonour the stars
Disown and dishonour the stars
Poets long have written and
Have sung
Of moonlight and some
Distant satellite
And when we're young we wish
Upon them
Other men may only dream
To kiss you
But it's not a thrill like this
Put your lips a little closer to my cheek
Then whisper, then speak
So, tell me if you know
How deep can this thing go?
Honey will still desire the flowers
And there will be a love like ours
Until the sky dishonours the stars
What in the world would all this amount to?
If I can't tell you how much I want you
On such a night
The sky might dishonour the stars
Disown and dishonour the stars
The Beatles - And I Love Her
And I Love Her lyrics
The Beatles
I give her all my love
That's all I do
And if you saw my love
You'd love her too
I love her
She gives me everything
And tenderly
The kiss my lover brings
She brings to me
And I love her
A love like ours
Could never die
As long as I
Have you near me
Bright are the stars that shine
Dark is the sky
I know this love of mine
Will never die
And I love her
Bright are the stars that shine
Dark is the sky
I know this love of mine
Will never die
And I love her
The Beatles - I’m In Love
I’m in Love Lyrics
Every night I can't sleep thinking of you
And every little thing that you do
And I'm telling all my friends I'm in love
And I'm telling the world you make me feel proud
You make me want to shout out aloud
So I'm telling all my friends I'm in love
Oh, I'm feeling on the top of the world
I'm in love with a wonderful girl
I've never felt this way before
If this is love, give me more, more, more, more
...I'm telling you
...thing that you do
I'm telling all my friends I'm in love, in love
Yes, I'm telling all my friends I'm in love, in love
I'm telling all my friends I'm in love