These are the questions my lawyer would love to ask Fei Zhou and Mas Sajady.
Defense Lawyer (DL): Ms. Zhou, please look up at the screen at Defense Exhibit R17.
Fei Zhou (FZ): ... fine.
DL: Ms. Zhou, is that you in the skin tight track suit?
FZ: ... yes.
DL: And is that Mas Sajady standing behind you?
FZ: ... yeah.
DL: And is that his arm wrapped around your body?
FZ: So what?? It was just a friendly hug!!
DL: And is that normal office contact between a boss and his employee?
FZ: Sure! Why not??
DL: Really? Isn't that Mr. Sajady's forearm pushing up into your breasts?
FZ: It's just ... it doesn't .... so what??
DL: Ms. Zhou, please answer the question.
FZ: ... what's the question?
DL: Is that Mr. Sajady's arm pressing up into your surgically enhanced silicon implanted chest?
Plaintiff Lawyer: Your honor!! I object!!
Judge: Sustained. Move on counselor.
DL: Certainly, your honor.